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Amusing quotes from the InspIRCd community

Crashing GDB
 <ol> I rule
 <ol> gdb crashed :p
 <Brain> HAHAHAHA
 <Brain> did you get a backtrace?


I work for the RFC!
 <[Rav3n]> sup my homies
 <Laptopxptek> what?
 <[Rav3n]> i said sup
 <Laptopxptek> Oh my
 <Laptopxptek> And then I said what?
 <Laptopxptek> etc.
 <[Rav3n]> i wanna use this ircd but i dont have the right gcc
 <Laptopxptek> Then get the right gcc?
 <ol> then upgrade
 <[Rav3n]> i cant it freezes lol
 <[Rav3n]> question
 <Sporks> hmmm... question is how are they connected
 <[Rav3n]> does this ircd allow color vhosts?
 <Laptopxptek> LOL
 <Laptopxptek> No
 <[Rav3n]> why not
 <Laptopxptek> Oh man..
 <Laptopxptek> Because it violates the RFC?
 <[Rav3n]> does not
 <Laptopxptek> Yeah, it does.
 <[Rav3n]> does not
 <Laptopxptek> Do you even know what an RFC is?
 <[Rav3n]> I work for them lol
 * Laptopxptek shakes head
 <Laptopxptek> [Rav3n]: PM
 <LaptopBrain> it voilates the dns rfc
 <LaptopBrain> not just the irc rfc
 <LaptopBrain> a hostname cant contain those characters
 <Laptopxptek> LaptopBrain: He works for them!
 <LaptopBrain> lol
 <LaptopBrain> how do you work for a request for comments?
 <LaptopBrain> :P
 <LaptopBrain> i think what [Rav3n] meant though is he works for some nub who wants colour vhosts?
 <[Rav3n]> okay cost urself ur 1000 user network
 <[Rav3n]> good day
 <-- [Rav3n] has quit ([CS] Quit: ProjectX :: http://www.projectx.mx.dk/)
 <Laptopxptek> lmao
 <LaptopBrain> oh wait
 <LaptopBrain> thats me caring
 <LaptopBrain> :P
 <LaptopBrain> lol
 <Laptopxptek> So when's he stealing the network?
 <Laptopxptek> Or whatever
 <Laptopxptek> Silly Canadians
 <LaptopBrain> he'll be too embarrased to come back here ever
 <LaptopBrain> 'i work for them'...wtf


Om's sexy taste in music
<Om> np?
<Sporks> i guess np is Aqua - Dr Jones; ATB - 9PM Till I Come; 
         Timmy Mallet - Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini;
         Agga Doo Doo Doo; Hammond - Hammond Organ Recital #1;
         Dame Vera Lynn; Geoff Minters Camel Marching Band Music


Spammer gets caught with his pants down
 <+SubNet> w00t
 <+SubNet> just added myself
 <&w00t> SubNet: :-)
 <&w00t> ..UKChatZone..
 <&w00t> [22:09:24] <+TheMortalX> looking for new users and staff @ irc.ukchatzone.org
 <&w00t> [22:09:24] <+TheMortalX> looking for new users and staff @ irc.ukchatzone.org
 <&w00t> [22:09:25] <+TheMortalX> looking for new users and staff @ irc.ukchatzone.org
 <&w00t> I knew that rang a bell
 <+AnMaster> w00t, spammers?
 <+SubNet> yeh ive already sorted that :P
 <&w00t> SubNet, he was an idiot running unreal?
 <&w00t> just out of curiosity
 <+SubNet> and thats linked with my ddos attacks
 <+SubNet> brb
 * +SubNet (TheMortalX@ChatSpike-69596415.manc.cable.ntl.com) Quit (EOF from client)
 <&w00t> hmm!
 <&w00t> HAH
 <&w00t> nice ident


May the truth be known!
 <Brain> for every person that realizes ident is a sham, there will be 5 morons that wish insp had it


I'm new to this linux malarkey.
 <bobster89> Ok holdup
 <Ib> ...seriously, if you cant figure out putty, how do you expect to set up a ircd..?
 <bobster89> Connection Refused
 * Ib is kinda curious


I'm lost, can you help me find my server?
 <click> bobster: do you know how irc works, at all? :P
 <owine> its not hard to get into the shell
 <bobster89> well i dont know my host name


How do I turn it back on?
 * bobster89 (bob@ChatSpike-24ce4bca.ny325.east.verizon.net) has joined #inspircd
 * ChanServ sets mode: +v bobster89
 <+bobster89> hey
 <+bobster89> i need urget help
 <+bobster89> my server is getting ddosed
 <+bobster89> then my friend said he turnded it off
 <+bobster89> until the attacks stop
 <+bobster89> how to i turn it back on


Please help me be leet!
<yazer> so can anyone help?
<Zaba> we can't help you to become a leet irc cop
<yazer> kk thanks bye
<-- yazer has quit (EOF from client)